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H.I.M? I Thought Your Name Was CURT...?

Born July 4, 19XX ... H.e (or I, since I'm the one writing this) was always creative, always talented, always thinking "Out the Box" (yeah, I'm CEO of Out the Box-graphiX, llc) ... I can remember my first time causing issues with my artwork:

I was in Middle School when my parents received a call from my teacher inquiring about possible "issues" at home.  Ya see, I created a pamphlet of my classmates called the "Was People".  I would draw a cartoon likeness of said classmate, then ... I would put their head on a plate and mutilate them (have their eyeballs hanging out, big ass knives in their head, blood and hamburger spilling everywhere, etc ... then I would label it "this WAS ____")

As I got older and my art got more refined ... I stayed infatuated with Comics.  Initially I was a big fan of the classic Ghost Rider series, Batman, Spiderman (never really a big Superman fan ... he was just too damn powerful ... and I hated "Groups" for the simple fact that I could never keep up with all of them!).  After a while none of that shit really mattered because I stopped really giving a shit about the story and was more concerned about the actual artwork.

I grew bored of the conventional artists and their simple art styles ... I desired something more daring and out there.  This passion for the "over the top" has everything to do with who my favorite Comic Artists are:

• Simon Bisley (Lobo is still the fav)
  

• Alex Horley (great Lobo run and Biz art style improv)
  

• Sam Keith (I actually own the Maxx Oddities DVD!)
  

• Keith Giffen (love that crazy ass Infanticide art style ... crazy shit, but I love it!!)
  

• Mark Texiera (Ghost Rider and Sabertooth baby!!)
  

• Todd McFarlane (Spawn (duh) and his Toy line)
  

Then there's the flip side of that coin ... the worst ... who do I HATE as an artist you ask ...? I'll tell ya:

• Rob "fuckin" Liefeld (who the fuck did this cunt waste blow to get in the business?)
  

Anatomy muthafucka, anatomy!!! He will forever go down in the anals of time as the shittiest artist EVER!  This wet fart is proof of one of 2 things:

• 1.)  There is no God ... OR
  

• 2.)  There is a God, but after bearing witness to Rob's artwork He has conceded to making a mistake, packed up His shit and has since left us in the care of the Devil and the world has gone to Hell in a fucking hand basket.
  

So basically we have Rob Liefeld to thank for 911, the Recession, AIDS, and George Bush (both of them)! 

tHE H.I.Mortal One

".... we have Rob Liefeld to thank for 911, the Recession, AIDS, and George Bush ..."

Time passed and I graduated High School (a really shitty one in "LARGO" MD, but I won't say the name of the High School ... heh).  I was accepted to the Corcoran (in DC) and the Maryland Institute of Art and Design (guess where ...?) neither of which I actually attended (cheap family).  Eventually I decided against school and began doing whatever it took to learn how to use Photoshop (that damn Photoshop Bible is the only "Bible" I've ever read cover to cover).

"... it's a Japanese fucking art style, let Japanese fucking people do it ...!"

In the 90's all my friends seem to want to do that "Anime" shit (not that I dislike anime' but damn it, it's a "Japanese fucking art style" let "Japanese fucking people" do it!!) ... all that is except my man 50 grand FATHER JOSEPH (whattup Joe!).  So, I decided to go my own way and do something "oFf BranD" and came up with this shit (the site was originally made back in 1999, but at that time I had no clue how to actually "make" a website ... hence the need for the "Photoshop Bible").

Also, throughout High School (in "LARGO" MD) and especially after graduation I was heavily into making Hardcore Rap music.  I had a fully functional digital recording studio (in Mom's basement of course) and a couple of different Rap groups (Bizarre / the Zombie Skwad / the Dope Fiends).  Well to sum up my Rap career in one sentence: 

• One member of the group decided he was going to be a dope dealer and the other concetrated heavily on using the type of dope the other dealt. 
  

Being as I don't drink or smoke, we eventually lost contact and I began to put the focus back on my artwork.  (oh, and the asshole that funded the studio (cough ... Wiley ... cough) fell for some AR bullshit and reclaimed his equipment ... he eventually blew $250k on dumb shit and 2 months later worked at Pizza Hut).

After drawing countless pages that went nowhere, a friend I met through Joe named Jomaro (who went by Jo) heard one of my story pitches and said "... you know, you should write ..." and I've been writing ever since (whuttup Jo!).  It didn't take long before I began writing more than I could possibly draw and started asking other people if they would illustrate some of my twisted thoughts so that I might continue writing and not get side tracked by trying to do everything else too.

Enter Senia, fast forward to today and now I do Graphic Design and post crazy thoughts, stories, and artwork right here on this site ...

... to be continued ...