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Psyko B!tch -
Adolescent Female born Anna-Bel Marsha-Daye Porter, has issues ... mental issues. She suffers from an advanced form of "Bipolar I (M) disorder, a unique stran of Level (1) Acute Adolescent Manic Dementia, and Schizophrenia" (which boils down to the little bitch being violent and nuts).
Miss Porter was institutionalized at an early age for brutally murdering her mother (as confessed by the young Miss Porter when interviewed at the Psychiatric Institue:
- "... I love my mommy ... it's not my fault, really, what would you do if your mom thought it okay to name you fuckin' Anna-Bel Marsha-Daye ... I mean c'mon!!??!!! I TOLD her not to call that dumb shit, but oh NO ... did she listen?! She said it ... I reacted ..."
It was later confirmed that Miss Porter did, in fact, manage to perform what was thought to be impossible ... she ... well, I'll just reveal another clip from the interview:
- " ... stupid bitch ... I figured we'd start over, but this time I wanted that cunt to give birth to her muthafuckinself so that I could name HER ... so after knockin her the fuck coo-coo, I reached into that whore's twat until I could grab her God damned jaw and proceeded to pulling that ig'nant bitches head back down thru her own puss!!! ... yuh damn skippy, I turned that bitch inside out from the cooch and named her Fuck-What You-Get ... Porter!"
Disturbing.
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last updated: 2/13/2012
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"...turned that bitch inside out from the cooch and named her Fuck-What You-Get ... Porter ..."
The Holy Gumbo -
The "Good Book" was getting old and over interpretated. It was time to move on to bigger, better, and more consistent things. It was time to graduate from "Good" status to "Great" status! Enter The Holy Gumbo.
I managed to write a highly compelling follow up to the Bible without excluding any of the silly Religions, managed to give definitive black and white clarity to the gray stories, utilized easy to follow language, alleviated all of the 5 ka-jillion loopholes, and just came up with a better fable. This is, for all intents and purposes, the sequel to the Bible ... only BETTER!
"...the sequel to the Bible ... only BETTER! "
to relieve stress, you need only to touch my balls
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